"Homer, your fired!" Are you sure you can get him back for us? I haven't seen him in a while.". “Ugh, cartoons...” Mr Burns groaned in disgust. So are Oscar and Milhouse. 9:00. The robot ran off to terrorize Springfield with exercises. Suddenly he decides he doesn't want his meatloaf. “Yeah um just take the boy where he wants to go. 4:21. 118 people like this. “Arcade...?” Mr Burns asked. Today is the day you become my heir. I'm very concerned. A bird has become petrified and lost its sense of direction. Bart then asks how his family are doing. Oh, well, this may be a dirty job... but the big guys at the top work even harder. Huh? It's like kissing a peanut. Burns takes a bath, "Burns' Heir" Smithers leaves, putting the sponge on Mr. Burns' hat. “My boy, this is the world’s biggest TV, it plays every tv channel conceivable!” said Mr Burns. Zing, zing, sing went my heartstrings... [Nelson punches Martin in stomach] Martin: OW! “No!” said Mr Burns and Smithers but Bart pushed the button and a swarm of flying unicorn clams were released. [ Stilted Speech ] I do not miss Bart at all. Nelson then comes on and punches Martin hard in the stomach. Bart cycles to Mr Burns's mansion. We cut to Mr Burns’s mansion. Do you mind? Now then, I am looking for a suitable young male heir... to leave my fortune to when I pass away. Smithers, I shall hold a test to see who is most worthy of Springfield's youth!". "Bart you do as your told!!" Episode: Another Simpsons Clip Show When Bart & Lisa's class watch from the distance a Civil War re-enactment, someone screams, "Look! [ Grunts ]. Milhouse: ( dressed as a girl ) So much for Plan B. Permalink: I propose to you that your heir not need be a boy. "That's nice. Homer left early as soon as the horn blasted to be in time for the couch gag. Another released the robot Richard Simmons. Let's see what the old Simpson family is up to now. Besides, I started a fire this morning that I really should keep an eye on. You love Homer and Marge. [ Chortling ] All right. Goody.”)-Bart auditioning to be Burns’ heir, reading a script prepared by Homer: “Hello, Mr. Kurns. Heat (such as hot objects, boiling liquids, steam, fire) Chemicals (such as strong acids) Electricity; Sunlight; Radiation; Burns from hot liquids, steam, and fire are the most common causes of burns.. I think Bart and Lisa are feeling a little upset right now. He is flicking peas at Lisa and pulling faces. Marge asks. And now I want you to meet your new brother, Hans Moleman. said Smithers. They then arrive at a room with lots of monkeys at typewriters in it. Homer made an annoyed groan. A burn is a type of injury caused by any of the below factors:. I have planned a far greater reward for you. Eeyoh Err!” They chanted. Bart screamed and ran inside. "Oh go and eat some flowers!" “Oh my poor boy!” said Mr Burns nursing him. Give me your fortune or I'll pound your withered old face in! Jivideg . Burns sees this and like Bart's malevolence, so picks him after all. You good folks can rest easy because you've come to the very best in legal representation. Homer is delighted and tells Bart to go over to Burns’ mansion to open the air to get rid of the old person smell. Do you mind? But can I please skip the sappy parts...” said Bart. While bathing, Mr. Burns almost kills himself and chooses to find an heir. “Okay Pops. Humiliated, Bart vandalizes Burns' mansion. Elixe a Bart como o seu herdeiro porque admira a malicia do rapaz. Well, it was a grueling two weeks, but you have your son back. Mr Burns was showing Bart all of his traps and what various buttons around the office do. comment. Is there an Orange Julius stand on this floor? Principal Skinner, let's try some rage work. The point is, the real Simpson family missed you a lot... and we're really glad you're home. “Oh so you like monkeys my dear boy? After nearly drowning in the bath tub, Mr. Burns decides to find an heir, and holds auditions at his mansion. Burns and Allen moved the show to CBS television on 10/12/1950. They don't miss me at all!" Who knows? "Give me all your money old man, or I'll pound ya!" They headed home to Mr Burns’s estate. Homer loses his temper. The 100th episode of the series overall, it originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on April 28, 1994. “And you in the crane! “How are they gonna do the couch gag without me?” Bart pondered aloud. Nelson threatens. I'm suffocating here. Bart argues with him. Ore Lee Oh! What are the two E's? Put him on the callback list. “Yeoow!” Bart groaned as a bee stung him on his nose. At home the Simpsons are upset that Bart still hasn't returned home. Ohohoho! Mr Burns explains proudly. It gave us such classics as:-Mr. Burns nearly drowning under the weight of a “cornered” sponge.-Smithers learning his prize when Mr. Burns dies: “You shall be buried alive with me.” (“Oh. He called his goons that drag people out of his office. Son, I know you're upset because you thought you saw us on TV... saying we didn't want you in our family... but those were just actors playing us. 1 Plot 2 Trivia 3 Appearances 4 Gags Mr. Burns almost drowns while taking a bath after Smithers puts a sponge on his head, weighing down his puny body. You, what day is this? I repeat, the Falklands have just been invaded! Homer is actually a man with glasses, Marge is a posh actress who smokes and Lisa is a cigar chewing bald midget. [ Chuckling ]. What a delightful romp. You'll release the dogs or the bees... or dogs with bees in their mouth, and when they bark, they shoot bees at you? "It's not B'oh! Give the bully an extra point. You know, Bart, since he is giving you all of his money... maybe it would be nice if you spent some time with him. Just trying to fill the void of random, meaningless destruction... that Bart's absence has left in our hearts. We're finally gonna stop those corporate pigs from dumping that nuclear waste. [ Sobbing ] Why do the good always die so young? He's taking after me already!" Mr. Burns: Now Homer, if there is anything else I can do for you, please let me know. Rosie O'Donnell!" Mr. Burns: I don't know what phallocentric means, but no girls! "Oops wrong button." El heredero de Burns. Voir le script de l'épisode en VF: Dates de diffusion 14-04-1994 14-01-1995 18-09-1996 Toutes les diffusions de cet épisode Titres de l'épisode. Milhouse says that he has nothing to offer Mr. Burns "but his love", Nelson threatens to beat him up, Martin sings a song and Nelson punches him, Lisa attempts to call Mr. Burns out for his sexism on only letting boys audition, and Bart reads an awful script from Homer. Sonraki oynatılıyor. Homer and Burns are out in the exercise yard. “Um we don’t talk about that...” said Smithers. ♪ Ring, ring, ring went the bell ♪ They fled inside from the uniclams. April 27, 1994. You are their son. Homer pleads with him, and Mr Burns orders him to fire Homer. Shows that are incomplete, or do not have enough transcripts added, will be highlighted in yellow. That breaks them. Homer yells. [ Sighs ] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this... but I'm afraid your family doesn't want you back. Smithers pours Bart some water. A giant white egg with legs squeaked as it hopped about. Help!” Mr Burns whined as he started sinking. The following night Bart is sat at Mr Burns's table. That evil billionaire scumbag Burns was manipulating Bart into believing that his family was glad to be rid of him. eipeasóid: 99 Cód táirgeachta: 1F16 Dáta craolta: 14 Aibreán 1994: Scríobhneoir: Jace Richdale: Stiúrthóir: Mark Kirkland: Eipeasóidí sa sraith 5 "Homer's Barbershop Quartet" "Cape Feare" "Homer Goes to College" "Rosebud" "Treehouse of Horror IV" "Marge on the Lam" "Bart's Inner Child" "Boy-Scoutz N the Hood" "The Last Temptation of Homer" Where's my 400 bucks? His life flashed before his eyes. Views: 94. bitmapPagerManager: The Bitmap Pager controls have been removed from the preferences of Max2010. Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows. Mmm. Burns' Heir Eipeasóid The Simpsons; Uimh. The fabulous toys, a lifetime of wealth and luxury... the gift certificate from Blockbuster Video... the freedom to do whatever you want. Um, Milhouse, if you stay a little while longer... you can have this blazer. “No offence Smithers but I already got a guided tour by Black Smithers. Lisa whines. Put him on the callback list. Burns Heir Bart demands that Krusty the Clown deliver a pizza to him. It's probably my imagination... but something about them didn't seem quite right. And your discovery of the cure for the common cold--. You'll lose everything. Antworten. In a science lab were a cage of flying monkeys. Lisa reminds him that Burns is still alive. One released the hounds. raw download clone embed print report. Oscar, who was watching the whole time, was not convinced. Burns sees this and like Bart's malevolence, so picks him after all. He's the perfect one to suckle at my proverbial teat. Flipping the Script: A Star Trek Heir’s Foundation Speeds COVID Relief Funding. The next day Bart gets to fire another employee. And a perfect opportunity for you to prove your loyalty. Everyone out, except you. I was talking to him. Mr Burns made an annoyed sound. [ Man ] Mr. and Mrs. Simpson... your son has clearly been brainwashed by the evil and charismatic Mr. Burns. "Or what? Hey, wait. You're killing the romance in here. "Ok Burns, cough up!" Artist. 9:00. Buy HD $2.99. See actions taken by the people who manage and post content. Bart, I know you children see me as some sort of"booger man"... but, uh, I'm really not such a bad... dude. Smithers, do you realize, if I had died... there would be no one to carry on my legacy? Just have him home by supper.” said Mr Burns. Homer strains, trying to to a sit-up.] Part One Written by Bill Oakley & Josh Weinstein Directed by Jeffrey Lynch ===== Production code: 2F16 Original airdate in N.A. “Hey you in the power loader! "That's it! plus-circle Add Review. “Bart! "Smithers! “Mr Burns lets me watch R rated movies.” said Bart. You've just graduated from the most expensive and, therefore, best school there is. You have all failed!" 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