The boys struggle to secure viewers for their morning news show. Episode 811 - Quest for Ratings Cast: Stan Kyle Cartman Kenny Butters Token Jimmy Bebe Craig Clyde Tweek Red-haired Goth Raisins Girls Announcers Mr. Meryl Whistlin' Willy Pharmacist Mr. Garrison Mr. Slave Principal Victoria It's what the students want, and it's cheaper to make than your show. I'm afraid it's worse than that, boys. The boys are at the cold and flu medicine aisle. Don't you see? Quest was knowledgeable, hands-on, transparent, flexible, and ready to move ahead quickly. [reads the label] "Warning: Taking more than the recommended amount can cause severe side effects.". Craig Hoochie, wombat juice, tigger yum yum. He sees a tunnel with yellow light, then a flash of plasma, then an aminated Mandelbrot design, then a prize-winning dog on a pedestal. Announcer. It bounces like a rubber ball]. Smore makes it easy to stay connected. And now, for a look at what's on the menu for school lunch today, here's Stan Marsh. Quest For Ratings 18 22 MINS This award-winning adult-oriented animated series features the misadventures of four foul-mouthed, troublemaking young boys in … We took a bunch of cough medicine to come up with ideas for our show. Sexy Action School News Team, ho! There's no shame in it, and I think it'll really help our ratings. Uh, squiggly line, circle. Clyde walks up and takes the tape from Craig], [excitedly runs towards the video wall] Put it, put it up on the, monitors! "Up the Down Steroid", along with the thirteen other episodes from South Park ' s eighth season, was released on a three-disc DVD set in the United States on August 29, 2006. [sees the other boys and addresses them] Oh hey guys. And Kyle, the girls' basketball team just can't get it right. I could watch this for days. And now, [dramatic fanfare] Time for the Sexy Action School News!! Butters, seen any celebrities? Find all the best video clips for "Quest for Ratings - South Park [S08E11]" at tv.getyarn.io. Does this mean we're still gonna get cancelled? Instead of sitting here feeling sorry for ourselves, we just need to figure out how to make our show better! How about we revamp the name? Yeah, Jimmy's right. Today, the Sexy Action School News Team takes you inside the dark and lonely world... of cough medicine abuse. South Park: The Stick of Truth starts simple enough. Next he sees himself and the boys on a sidewalk in downtown. Maybe if we can get higher ratings by the end of the week, he'll let us stay on the air! The price of milk money will go up next Monday to 49 cents. Most other kids hate him. View All Episodes; Share on: Share via Facebook; Share via Twitter; Share via Email; South Park S8 E11: Quest for Ratings. Announcers If you guys want episodes where your OTP is shown, ask me in the comments, I already did Kyman. But they took action: ridded their entire town of cough medicine, and what we see now is a happier school, 100% cough medicine-free. I read 'em all the time! More on that later. We took a bunch of cough medicine to come up with ideas for our show. South Park. [they quickly write their ideas down in their tablets], [Stan then sees an imploding building, then some dancing African women, an explosion in another building, a zoom-pan shot of an African dancer. Yeah! [Kenny flashes back to Cartman gloating about their news show: "Hahahahahaaahaaa! Whoa, boys! Kyle how has a wolf head with yellow eyes.] Everyone get your hair looking as fantastic as possible. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. A trailer for South Park: The Stick of Truth includes a giant Clyde Donovan busting through city hall, and the Vampire Kids. Hey, yeah. We surround ourselves with reputable and successful companies, including the many producers, literary agents, and managers who read your scripts. Awesome! That's not what you need to come up with ideas. I'm sorry, what were we talking about? You have to learn now how important ratings are! Your show beat. The boys of South Park produce their own morning news show on the school's closed-circuit television station and are immediately caught up in an intense competition for ratings. Whoa, boys! [begins to walk around the table] Don't you see what we've done? This a b-b-bastardized quest for ratings! We might not remember everything otherwise. It's time for us to do the most incredible investigative news report of our journalistic lives! 24 TICK TOCK(Heard only in "The Snuke".) God, I just got so sleepy. Uh here's one: the uh, snail tripped over a hurdle, and the other snail says "Well that's gonna add another hour to his time.". Yeah! [enthusiatically] If you want a pizza, you've gotta whistle. Enjoy your day at South Park Eh-Eh-Eh-Eh-. Don't you see? The boys are seated for lunch: Jimmy, Butters, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, and Token. [removes his wig and kicks it away. Bebe takes a sip from a bottle of cough medicine, gives it to Red to sip, then notices something in the air vent under the ceiling]. The animals on display now are wearing hats, but it's the same show as before otherwise.] Not only did you get all the students and myself off of couch medicine, but you got a 22 in the ratings! And Clyde Donovan has only one testicle. We're dumbing down the school! You need to know how important ratings are, Craig, so, I'm going to suspend you from school and request that you have your testicles removed surgically. Jimmy You guys, we watched Craig's show all night long. South Park: The Fractured But Whole second story DLC Bring the Crunch out July 31. We don't even know what ethical means. [South Park Pharmacy, later. Kids wanna see animals, close-up, with a wide angle lens. (Craig just asked me to do his show, geez.). No! We're just giving them what they want. "Quest for Ratings" is the eleventh episode in the eighth season of the American animated television series South Park. Season 8 Ep 11 11/17/2004. Mr. Meryl closes the door behnd them.]. I'm gonna have to give you all F's in Extracurricular AV Class. Boys, first of all, I want to tell you how impressed I am with your ability to get more ratings. Read Less. Stick of Truth puts you in the role of a new kid whose family just moved to the town of South Park. Quest for Ratings. [stopping Mr. Meryl] But, Mr. Meryl, we're trying to bring the news to the students. For kids. [takes Token by the arm and walks him away from the door] Look, Token, I, I know the guys are having trouble bringing this up with you, but uh... Well the thing is, Token, we... we really need to revamp your whole TV persona. Tweet. And now, for a look at the weather, here is Token Black, and Token, I hope there's no tornadoes headed our way. Kyle, Token, and Cartman stand around with goofy grins on their faces doing nothing. I'm just pulling your legs. [enters the studio] Boys, I'm afraid I have some bad news. I can't believe you would betray us like that! You boys are approved for twenty-seven new shows. Welcome to Ssuper School News. This isn't the news! [the boys turn and look at him] Crab people. I'm afraid it's worse than that, boys. South Park: The Stick of Truth is a single-player Role-playing game (RPG) based on the characters and universe of the Comedy Central television network's South Park animated series. I've been told there will also be tater-tots, and a vegetable dish. Right. We have to elevate our ideas up, not down. [a short jingle is heard], Uh oh, looks like it's Panda Bear Madness Minute! [a shot of Jimmy and Principal Victoria looking at the report] We showed the shocking footage to the principal! / We're gonna do a news show / and you can't do it with us / because you are too poo-oor / and poor people don't watch the new-oos / Nyanyanyanyanyaaanyaaa." Fuck off, Whistlin' Willy. [a shot of Tweek downing some cough syrup, then jumping in surprise and running away] Behind the school! Oh yes, Craig. [grabs a similar bottle to the first one and hands it to Kyle] It has the dexatrimfan in it that causes hallucinations in large doses. Finally, later in the evening (9pm-10pm GMT) or the following day, the final adjusted ratings numbers are released, these are then posted in the Ratings Database as well as the above tables. That's what the sixth graders do behind the school at recess. [brings out the first package] Theradryl DM. With Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Adrien Beard, John 'Nancy' Hansen. Adam and his team promptly visited with us. Now, if it's more of a lucid, speedy kind of high you're looking for, I do also carry the Daytab Cold and Flu. This a b-b-bastardized quest for ratings! [turns back to the table] Gah, I just don't get it. The quest for the Snyder Cut continues. The kid reporters sit around trying to think of something, anything, but all there is is silence]. No doubt that if I were a little older, I would be aroused. Quest for Ratings 11 1 Comments. Uh sorry, kids. It is never specified nor brought up again whether or not he actually went through with it. Craig is a genius. [taps at his tablet several times with a pencil] Huh. [deeper, whiter voice] No tornadoes, Eric, but interestingly enough, there is a low-pressure storm moving in over the Park County Valley. Apparently it doesn't matter how hard you work. Fellas! Y-y-you should be proud of what you've done. Watch the full episode online. How about we revamp the name? I know we can come up with way better ideas than Craig. 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