(Lisa pleads her case to keep Santa's Little Helper.) (Lisa pleads her case to keep Santa's Little Helper. How are you doing? Come on. Bart's Dog Gets an F : Season 2, Episode 16 Airdate: March 7, 1991 Production Number: 7F14 Written by: Jon Vitti: Directed by: Jim Reardon ← 2x15 Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? Episodes in which a Character Swears Censored or Uncensored, Two Cars in Every Garage and Three Eyes on Every Fish, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/Bart%27s_Dog_Gets_an_F?oldid=878543. Tracey Ullman as Emily Winthrop Show Runner After an uncontrollable Santa's Little Helper destroys several important Simpson possessions, Homer announces that he will be thrown out of the house unless he completes obedience training. Homer: No! Bart's Dog Gets an F )Bart: Like a hose. #THESIMPSONS #ANIMATION The Simpsons Full Episode english | Animation Movies Top For Kids The satiric adventures of a working-class family in … While Marge teaches her sewing, Homer goes to the mall to buy some magazines for her. (Homer fields a phone call from someone interested in buying Santa's Little Helper. He does exactly what I tell him. Read 'em and weep.Marge: Those are very elaborate sneakers.Bart: They better be, for 125 big ones.Homer: D'oh!Marge: $125!Homer: Bart! Bart’s dog, Santa’s Little Helper, grows more and more out-of-control. | T... (Homer walks by the Cookie Colossus store in the mall.) Sniff that other dog's butt. Bart: Yup! Phonics, functions, vocabulary--Remedial reading? The first episode is the season one beginning that aired on the FOX Network on March 7th, 1991; while the second part is the season premiere of the seventh season and originally aired on May 13, 1990. There he sees and purchases some expensive shoes known as 'Assassins', which he saw Ned Flanders with earlier, and which Santa's Little Helper eventually destroys. D'oh! Roll over. It's me, Homer! )Krusty Doll: Blah, blah, blah, blah! Good doggie! Emily Winthrop: Oh I get it. Roll over! That's my food! "Bart's Dog Gets an "F"" is the sixteenth episode of The Simpsons' second season. Directed by Jim Reardon, David Silverman. (Hugs Lisa). Bart's Dog Gets an "F" is the sixteenth episode of Season 2. “I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I passed, I ... kissed the teacher! He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Bart Gets an "F" is the first episode of Season 2. Homer: Good dog! Whoa! (Pause) Oh, sure. (Offers Homer some cookies on a tray. Stupid dog! Simpson? "Macamademia" nuts. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Assassins!Homer: Yep. Here. Homer Simpson is a brilliant man with lots of well-thought out… practical ideas. I am looking at him right--(Looks into the backyard and sees the dog missing.) © 2021 TV Fanatic Moldy old maid. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? With all this done, Homer and Marge consider giving the dog away, but the kids have grown to love the dog and protest to keep him, before their parents reluctantly agree that they can keep the pooch if he passes obedience school. Honey, honey. Written By Oh yes. Stay away! Bleech!”. )Bart: Oh, thank you! (Pause) Hear what? (Reaches down to choke Bart. (Under his breath.) March 7, 1991 The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16: "Bart's Dog Gets an F" Quotes. Original Airdate Barts Dog Gets an F “This is our pet. Marge, the dog is h... About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us. Jon Vitti )Saleswoman: Aloha!Homer: Well, aloha!Saleswoman: Would you like a free sample? Emily Winthrop: [sighing] Heavens to Murgatroyd! Not the sports section! Bad Santa's Little Helper! (To Emily) See? We all loved that quilt, but you can't get too attached to--(Homer sees the remains of his cookie. Simpson and Delilah. Come here, boy! More Bart's Dog Gets an "F" (S02E16) is the sixteenth episode of season two of "The Simpsons" released on Thu Mar 07, 1991. He doesn't obey commands, and is just constantly making a nuisance of himself. Like this. Lisa: This is our pet. 7F14 It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on March 7, 1991. the Extra-Terrestrial, and National Lampoon's Animal House. Your Wrinkled Highness. The night before the final exam, Homer threatens that if Santa's Little Helper fails the exam, he will have to go, but Bart and Lisa are very upset about this and ask to give the dog another chance. Bart Simpson: Lisa, I want to pass that test. )Bart: See, boy? ... (Homer fields a phone call from someone interested in buying ... (Bart and Santa's Little Helper perform for Emily Winthrop at... (Bart tries to teach Santa's Little Helper at dog obedience s... (Marge, Lisa and Homer discover what Santa's Little Helper ha... (At dog obedience school.) Bart, perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well-chewed shoe while the traditions I was weaned on are either … (Chuckles) You're my best friend! It's not the end of the world. (Sobs hysterically) Oh, this is not happening. Bart’s Dog Gets an F. I will not sell school property. 10 Bart Gets Hit by a Car; 11 One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish; 12 The Way We Was; 13 Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment; 14 Principal Charming; 15 Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? Chalkboard Gag )Marge and Lisa: (Scream in unison)Marge: My quilt! Now, sit! I tied my dog outside myself! Apr 26, 2015 - This evening Robbie and Matt are discussing Episode 7F14, Bart's Dog Gets An F, the sixteenth episode of Season Two. But I need your help. Couch Gag They talk about Tracey Ullman's excellent performance as Emily Winthrop, Santa's Little Helper as the Predator, and the comparative sizes … The biggest mistakes you never noticed in The Simpsons (1989) in Bart's Dog Gets an F. Add more and vote on your favourites! Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something we love is to throw it away?” Lisa Simpson Bart's Dog … This is not happening! Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something you love, is to throw it away?Homer: (Sniffling) Oh, Lisa. Jump to: navigation, search. Directed By Ooh! It is not my dog! This is not for you! Lisa: His life was an unbridled success until he found out he was a Simpson. (In a dog's voice) I wuv you! Lisa has the mumps and has to spend a few days home from school. (Marge, Lisa and Homer discover what Santa's Little Helper has done. But hey, maybe you'll get lucky. Say "I love you" for the nice man. Whoo-hoo! Bart's Dog Gets an "F" Edit. )Emily Winthrop: There are two ways for a dog to relieve himself. Dialogue. [From Lisa's perspective] Bart Simpson: I have all sorts of problems: Lack of attention, I'm afraid of ovals, I only [Lisa starts closing her eyes at Bart like he did before ignoring her, doing it back at him] Bart Simpson: know 24 letters. If they're ever going to pull the plug on me, I want you in my corner, honey. As the dog's last hours with the family approach, Bart must find a way to get through to him. Don't waste the mumps! Emily Winthrop: Oh I get it. )Homer: (Screams) My cookie! (Lisa pleads her case to keep Santa's Little Helper.) There are two ways for a dog... (Bart notices Homer's new shoes.) Bart: Look, I was thinking, since you are paid whether Santa's Little Helper fails or passes, why not just pass my dog anyway? Lick a stamp on it, thank you very much, next please! Can't do it on purpose. Otto : Oh, sorry, little buddy. (Chuckles)(From Santa's Little Helper's point of view something different is heard. Don't you fall asleep on me. Ye... (Lisa is sick and Bart delivers her homework after school... (Mrs. Which way do you think that was, Mr. Don't get upset. One is like a faithful friend and partner for life. Marge shows Lisa a patchwork quilt which is a family heirloom. Bart and Santa's Little Helper play, thinking it will be their last few hours together. Homer: (babbling nonsense) Hey! Could you please crash the bus or something? During the episode, Bart writes "I will not fake my way through life" on the chalkboard. (Chuckles) You're my best friend! (Distorted chuckling) Blah, blah, blah, blah! May 30, 2019 - Posts about Bart’s Dog Gets An F written by Tramampoline! Pets and Family couch gag -- There, I've run rings around you logically. Are you losing your hearing, or are you just stupid? James L. BrooksMatt GroeningSam Simon Heh, heh. [Mrs. Winthrop motions for Bart to have a seat.] One of the Simpson's family main pets (we'll get to him soon) has fathered a number of puppies over the years, first with fellow racing greyhound She's the Fastest. Assassins! (Santa's Little Helper chews on a Krusty pull string doll. The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16: Bart's Dog Gets an F Summary: When the family dog, Santas Little Helper, begins acting up in the Simpson home, he is forced to go to dog obedience school. )Bart: Whoa! Homer: Say it, boy. Oh, do your own homework, Bart!Bart: D'oh! Marge: Lisa, don't confuse your brother like that. Episode Number Bart SimpsonSanta's Little Helper (Homer pants into the phone like a dog.) (Bart rolls over. ``Bart's Dog Gets an F'' Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. (Homer walks by the Cookie Colossus store in the mall. With Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith. Homer: (Calls out to Marge who is upstairs.) Six generations, ruined! Production Code 29 Lisa marks the occasion by creating a new quilt to replace the one that was destroyed. Mmm! In the episode, the Simpson family's dog, Santa's Little Helper, infuriates Homer and Marge by destroying a family heirloom and an expensive pair of shoes. [Bart awakens and realizes that he has not studied for his test] Bart: Hey, Otto man, I've got a big test I am not ready for. Lisa makes her own contribution to it, but then Santa's Little Helper rips it up, and Homer's cookie gets eaten. Come on, boy! It's not so hard. This bonding breaks down the communication barrier, allows Santa's Little Helper to understand Bart's commands, and to pass obedience school much to the family (bar Homer)'s happiness. History Talk (0) Comments Share. How is your dog? But we're moving to another country where dogs are forbidden. (Bart hands Lisa her homework. (Tosses Bart a toffee. Over 1,383 TV Time users rated it a 16.88/10 with their favorite characters being Santa's Little Helper as Santa's Little Helper, Dan Castellaneta (delete) as Homer Simpson and Nancy Cartwright as Bart Simpson. And his personal hygiene is above reproach. "I will not sell school property." See you soon! Bart's Dog Gets an "F" is the sixteenth episode of the American adult animated sitcom The Simpsons to date. watch 01:20. 16 Bart's Dog Gets an F; 17 Old Money; 18 Brush with Greatness; 19 Lisa's Substitute; 20 The War of the Simpsons; 21 Three Men and a Comic Book; 22 Blood Feud It is also the most viewed episode in Simpsons history, with over 33 million households watching the premiere. (Bart notices Homer's new shoes. )Emily Winthrop: Congratulations sonny. (Hangs up phone.) Stop! (Puts phone back near his mouth. Bart Gets an "F". )Lisa: Ooh! The episode features references to films such as Predator, Lethal Weapon, Jaws, E.T. )Bart: Aah!Marge: Homer!Homer: D'oh!Marge: I thought we agreed to consult each other before any major purchases.Homer: Well, you bought all those smoke alarms, and we haven't hada single fire.Marge: Hmmm! We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart. (Pulls the phone away from his mouth.) (At dog obedience school. Put that prowler down! I said, sit! The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16: "Bart's Dog Gets an F" Photos. Bart has to take Santa's Little Helper to obedience school if he wants to keep his dog. (Distorted chuckling) Blah, blah, blah, blah! The Simpsons - Season 2: Bart's Dog Gets an 'f' - Bart's dog is sent to obedience school after he destroys Homer's expensive new sneaks. Trabopoline! (Santa's Little Helper walks away.) )Homer: Isn't that amazing? )Bart: Here's your stupid homework. The other is like a hose without a fireman. Come here! Um, take a walk. After Santa's Little Helper gets in trouble for destroying Homer's new sneakers, eating Homer's macadamia nut cookie, and tearing Marge's heirloom quilt, Bart enrolls the hound into an obedience school, which Santa's Little Helper must pass if he wants to continue being the Simpsons' pet. Bleech! )Homer: The price is right. (Shuffling through the papers.) No! Homer eventually goes to the mall's cookie shop to receive a macadamia nut cookie as well. David Silverman. )Krusty Doll: You're my best friend! ― Bart Simpson. Lick a stamp on it, thank you very much, next please! We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart. Bart: Look, I was thinking, since you are paid whether Santa's Little Helper fails or passes, why not just pass my dog anyway? Winthrop: {sighing} Heavens to Murgatroyd! I am going to explain this to you one more time, and then I'm going to hang up on you. -- Bart telling Lisa how to enjoy being ill, ``Bart's Dog Gets an F'' SLH breaks free from his confines and begins an odyssey through the town of Springfield. Bart, perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well-chewed shoe while the traditions I was … Marge, the dog is hungry!Marge: (Yells back) Well, then, feed him!Homer: Yes, master! (Bart is down on his hands and knees scrubbing the floor. The Simpsons' unintelligent dog, Santa's Little Helper, has been causing the family all sorts of problems. (Eats a cookie.) Home / Series / The Simpsons / Absolute Order / Season 1 / Episode 29 Bart's Dog Gets an "F" After a series of destructive acts, Homer decides that Santa's Little Helper must go unless he passes obedience school. Special Guest Voices )Lisa: This is our pet. (Lisa is sick and Bart delivers her homework after school. Homer: No! (Under his breath.) (Distorted chuckling). Santa's Little Helper does not do well at the Obedience School as Bart is unwilling to use a choke chain. About Us | Copyright Inquiry | Privacy Policy | Contact Us, Watch The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 16 Online. Obedience School. Jim ReardonDavid Silverman (Supervising Director). Bart: Yup! The Simpsons/Bart's Dog Gets an F. From The TV IV < The Simpsons. )Homer: Oh no, we'd never give him away. Main character(s) Let go! Bad dog! (Bart tries to teach Santa's Little Helper at dog obedience school. Winfield calls Homer after she catches Santa's Little H... (Santa's Little Helper chews on a Krusty pull string doll... (Calls out to Marge who is upstairs.) The first litter of 25 puppies proved to be more than the Simpson's could handle, and they were sold/stolen by Mr. Burns, who planned to turn them into a tuxedo before deciding to raise them into prize-winning race hounds. Come on. (Sobs)Homer: (Consoles Marge) Now, Marge, honey. . Consequently, episodes devoted to Santa’s Little Helper tend to be a little on the sleepy side, even the Simpsons Christmas special that launched the series. You've earned a toffee.